TALIBAN OVERHAUL THEIR IMAGE IN BID TO WIN ALLIES

Oh, that makes perfect sense. The Taliban is working on softening their image to win over local Afghans. Why didn't they think of this before? Taliban is (going to be) the new cashmere.

The NY Times Article

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. . . . . I have an idea, Taliban. To soften your image, how about not killing, pillaging, raping, and generally failing at life. Or maybe just DISBAN YOUR INNANE FANATICAL GROUP.